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AN INCIDENT BY GLOBAL STAGE MANAGEMENT™
THE WORLD’SBUSIEST WEBPAGE.
Nothing to achieve. Far too much to experience.
700 TABS.
ONE ROOM.
NO ADULT.
ONE ROOM.
NO ADULT.
URGENT: THE MOON HAS CLOCKED OFF.
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Welcome. Several things were already going wrong before you arrived.
THE LONG WAY ROUNDA snail. A destination. Absolutely no urgency.
GARY
EVENTUALLY →PLEASE HOLD.
A DUCK HAS RIGHT OF WAY.
A DUCK HAS RIGHT OF WAY.
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